You Know You Are a Vegan When…
you are not invited to anyones BBQ or you just don’t go
two words:
portabello heads
seven more words:
friendly neighbors who bring you marinated tofu!
Best 4th of July ever
you are not invited to anyones BBQ or you just don’t go
two words:
portabello heads
seven more words:
friendly neighbors who bring you marinated tofu!
Best 4th of July ever
When people tell me “yeah, you may get more plant food per amount of resources than meat, but what about the nutrient content? Obviously that meat is packed full of NUTRIENTS and is still better than plants!”
Lets see then. Nutritiondata gives kale a complete nutrient score of 85 while beef only gets a score of 53. Kale has a fullness factor of 3.5 and beef has 3.1. Bananas have a completeness score of 42, while chicken has a score of 24. Both the serving of banana and the serving of chicken come with the exact same amount of protein. Neither of the plant based sources come with cholesterol or significant amounts of sodium.
If you’re going to argue with me that bacon and eggs beats out fruits and vegetables, you really don’t understand how food works.
Just face it - you yield higher nutrients and more bulk on a vegetative agricultural system than you do an animal agricultural system, and with immensely fewer resources wasted.
I’m not opposed to indulging in the occasional junk food, but I really don’t understand why so many people are excited that Oreos are “vegan.”
Oreos are made by Nabisco. Nabisco is owned by Kraft Foods. Wait for it… Not only does KRAFT test on animals, but they’re owned by tobacco giant PHILIP MORRIS! It’s like a pyramid of evil companies wrapped up into one cookie.
I’m sorry to ruin your day like a Sarah Mclachlan SPCA commercial, but I’ve seen so many “OMG! Oreos are vegan!” posts that I had to say something. I get it. It’s exciting when things are accidentally vegan. You don’t want to give up your junk food. But if you’re opposed to big corporations mindlessly abusing animals, then don’t support them and their parent companies. #vegansofig

This stuff is DELICIOUS. It has the same slightly sharp, creamy, full taste that I remember being so excellent in cream cheese without giving me that horrendous phlegmy after-effect. It has a smooth, rich and pleasant texture, and they use a coconut cream base. Don’t get me wrong, it tastes nothing like coconuts, but it is a great source of all those happy medium-chain saturated fats.
There’s no palm oil either, which is a huge bonus. But if you’re looking to avoid dairy, beware of their cheese slices! The Swiss, American, and cheddar slices are all lactose-free but still use casein…so stick with the Rice Vegan or Daiya.
“I respect your choice to eat meat, and I’m never going to tell you it’s wrong!”
Insta-unfollow.
Vegan apologists.
I hate it when people say “respect my choice!”
No, because respecting your choice compromises my morality and everything I stand for.
Raw vegan sundae (yummm)
Banana soft serve with coconut milk whipped cream (sweetened with agave nectar) and strawberries, macadamia nuts, and raw cacao nibs for toppings!
*booming laughter*
Be patient with the ant.
Most people take a bug’s life without thinking twice, but they are smart and sweet little creatures. Respect the critter, no matter how small.
A moment of annoyance for us is their entire life.
Allergic to avocados + vegan…

Prime examples:
- Vegans: You don’t get to say “animal holocaust.”
- Anti-Choicers: You don’t get to say “baby holocaust” or whatever bullshit you keep spouting.Unless you’re talking about the actual Holocaust (or a burning sacrifice at an alter for a Jewish ceremony, the historic use of the word), then you don’t get to use it.
PS. The only person you get to call Hitler, is Hitler. It’s pretty simple.